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The Day I Gave My Girls Crabs
The very first time I took my kids to the beach, they were two years old. Which, by rights, should've been the very last time we ever got...
ProjectileWords
Aug 9, 20212 min read
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Bedtime Is NeverTime
I tend to daydream a lot. Much to the chagrin of my wife, Jenn, it's never about having more kids. I dream about my favorite thing to do....
ProjectileWords
Jul 20, 20212 min read
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Turning Fifty Shades of Gray
Kids today are growing up too fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every generation of parents says things like that. The thing is, I've been was...
ProjectileWords
Jun 15, 20212 min read
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Parenting Without Support
One of the hardest things I've learned since having kids is the toll they have on my adult relationships. The ones I shared weekly...
ProjectileWords
Jun 10, 20212 min read
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Who's In The Shower With My Daughter?
In the time it took for me to take the trash out to the curb, my daughter snuck someone in the shower with her. She was pretty ballsy...
ProjectileWords
Jun 8, 20212 min read
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Lube For Kids
When you don't have kids, it’s rather easy to sit smugly and count the people with kids. To be all conservative and judgey. You do begin...
ProjectileWords
Jun 6, 20211 min read
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